Trump Brands Biden with A Fiery New Nickname that Will Leave Him Reeling…

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If you thought Biden nicknames like Amtrak Joe, Sleepy Joe, or Brandon were spicy, get ready to see a smokin’ new moniker. Trump has given a do-over to his personal stash of nicknames for him as he turns the tables while they fight over the ballot box.

Trump didn’t forget about Hillary, either, deciding to set aside one of his favorites he used for her. It’s spring season, so it’s perfect for getting rid of what’s old and useless.

From Fox News:

“I will be retiring the name ‘Crooked’ from Hillary Clinton,” Trump said. “And I’m going to give her a new name — I don’t know, like maybe ‘Lovely Hillary’ or ‘Beautiful Hillary’ — but I’m going to retire the name ‘Crooked’ so that we can use the name for Joe Biden because he’ll be known from now on as ‘Crooked Joe Biden.’”

Trump joked that Clinton is “out there someplace celebrating” the retirement of his 2016 nickname for her, and added that there has “never been anyone in the history of American politics so crooked or dishonest as Joe Biden.

That’s right, there’s a new top corrupt politician in town. Hillary took the cake for corruption in Trump’s eyes after allegations of criminal activity against the Clinton Foundation and involving private emails. Biden beat that record, showing that he’s more than just sleepy or sloppy – he’s dangerous.

For Biden’s nickname, Trump got inspired after Joe announced his 2024 reelection campaign. But the real icing on the cake was how he did it. Trump went through all the trouble of holding a campaign rally for his 2024 announcement (like most other presidential candidates), only for Biden to pre-tape his.

Oh Joe, you dirty rat.

That’s not an announcement, that’s a cop-out. And it was the final straw after what Trump calls “four […] disastrous years in the White House,” ruining the economy and plunging the country further into debt. Trump calling him crooked is just saying what many of us were already thinking.

It’s also fitting that he thought Joe was more deserving of Hillary’s old nickname since Joe’s son Hunter is being criminally investigated. Joe can’t seem to cut off the gravy train and force him to face the music. Both seem to be really good at hiding from things they don’t want to face. Like father, like son, don’t you think?