HUH? What FEMA Told Us To Do If They Drop ‘The Bomb’ Is Absolutely Insane!

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In times of crisis, people often look to their leaders for guidance on how to handle any disasters that could befall them, but in the year 2022, there doesn’t seem to be any leaders around.

Today we have a bunch of bumbling idiots that are more concerned with the proper pronoun usage and fighting for social justice than actual enemies.

Just over the last week, the world watched as Russia invaded Ukraine which obviously provoked uneasiness for everyone watching.


What did this mean?

Are we about to enter World War III?

Of course, these are valid concerns and one would think that the president of the United States would at that time pull his head out of his sprinkled ice cream cone and offer LEGIT guidance.

That didn’t happen, but they did offer their usual virtue signaling in case there’s a nuclear attack.

Are you ready to hear this?

Seriously, brace yourselves cause this just doesn’t get any more stupid.

In the event that we find ourselves being nuked by our enemies, we all must remain cognizant of social distancing and wearing our masks.

Never mind that an atomic bomb has just blown the world to smithereens and everyone’s life is dust, just remember to keep your distance and mask up, peasant!

I imagine someone’s last words, as the nuke turns them into ash…”Thank God I got the vaccine, or this would have been so much worse…”

What an absolute joke.


Here’s a close-up of the documents:



And here’s a link if you want to check them out for yourself.

You really can’t make this stuff up and people on Twitter were just as disgusted:

“And these experts wonder why we don’t trust them or take them seriously?” 

“In the 80s we were taught to bend over and kiss our asses goodbye.”

“If a nuclear explosion goes off I will be more worried about where my bottle caps are rather than I worrying about COVID”

“You can’t make this crap up. Nuclear explosion… but make sure you wear a mask.”

“WTF FEMA, have all of you lost your damn minds?!!”

“See government really does care about us LOL” 

“Guys it’s ok. The nuke can’t get me cause I’m vaccinated”

“The amount of insanity in government is bewildering”

“We’re literally surrounded and ruled by complete idiots” 

This is absolute insanity, but we’re used to it by now, right?

I even had to get on the action and make a reel on Instagram to mock the insanity of this “news”.



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Our elites and the people who we’re told “know it all,” is actually a bunch of “woke” nimrods.

11 thoughts on “HUH? What FEMA Told Us To Do If They Drop ‘The Bomb’ Is Absolutely Insane!

  1. WTF. Better advice given when we had these “bomb drills” when I was in grade school.

    Hide under your desk. Await further instructions.

  2. We were taught in the military that doing a nuking we needed to tuck your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye.

  3. Leaders? Tell me where the Constitution says we have leaders! Sad thing is, people can’t think for themselves anymore, let alone how out government is not there to take care of us.

  4. no, the government is not supposed to take care of people, but having leaders in a nation is not a bad thing either. A leader doesn’t boss people around and tell them what to do, but leads by example. Our nation had that many years ago, BEFORE Lincoln (btw, not a fan of Lincoln) that lead the nation and not micromanaged them.

  5. Crap…you stole my thunder. Even as a 6th grader in 1956, I couldn’t wrap my head around the idea that, if my entire city would be flattened like Hiroshima…how on earth would the area under my desk be spared?

  6. If I survived a nuke strike because of this PS, moronic Liberal leftist administration setting is off into WWIII, I can absolutely guarantee one darn thing! The Liberal leftist lunatics that survived wouldn’t have to worry ab out their masks and he 6ft rule for Covid and such near me in any shelter, because there would be NO leftist Liberal to deal with! I would eradicate any Leftist liberal that survives with impunity so fast!I wouldn’t care if they had children!
    To me they are the vile, Satanic cockroaches of this planet! And led us to our final demise!

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