Clintons’ Sudden Interest in Ukraine Revives Long-Simmering ‘Pizzagate’ Theories

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(Ben Sellers, Headline USA) For many, the so-called Pizzagate conspiracy fizzled out as quickly as it appeared. 

In December 2016, shortly after Donald Trump emerged victorious over Hillary Clinton in that year’s presidential election, there was little interest in continuing to examine the theories surrounding Clinton surrogates and a suspected pedophile network that had been blown open by the Wikileaks disclosure of Clinton campaign advisor John Podesta’s hacked emails.

A 28-year-old North Carolina man’s attempted raid on a Washington, D.C., pizza parlor, Comet Ping Pong—owned by an ex-boyfriend of Clinton propagandist David Brock, who had been planning a fundraiser there—had not revealed a Jeffrey Epstein-like underground dungeon of child sex-slaves as the man believed it would.

The mainstream media’s absolute delight in fixating on the bizarre narrative—a seeming distraction from countless other more pressing matters at hand—made it doubly worth dismissing and ignoring the entire story whole cloth, in the same way that some suspect the so-called Q’Anon movement may, in fact, be a CIA false-flag operation to discredit valid right-wing conspiracy theories through false equivalence.

Yet, after nearly seven years of dormancy, the Pizzagate theory appears to be re-emerging with a vengeance, driven by largely by Democrats’ pro-pedophilic agenda, as well as the Clinton Foundation’s sudden interest in Ukraine, which has long been a suspected hub of child-sex trafficking, as acknowledged by organizations like the United Nations and the U.S. Department of Labor.


Adding even more fuel to the fire is Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s recent announcement that he planned to appoint Marina Abramović, a Serbian artist and “spirit cooking witch,” to help rebuild the war-torn nation’s school system—presumably once its conflict with Russia ends in victory, according to Slay News.

“I have been invited by Zelensky to be an ambassador of Ukraine, to help the children affected by rebuilding schools and such,” Abramović said in a recent interview with the Modern Art Museum in Shanghai.

As noted by a 2020 New York Times profile, Abramović’s work has links to Satanism and hints at ritualistic sacrifice.

Her name also appeared in connection with Podesta’s after one of the leaked emails showed she had invited the Clinton campaign chairman to a “spirit cooking” event at her home.

She claimed that the event’s name—which referenced a book and art installation that involved painting blood on the walls of an Italian gallery—was simply a dinner party for about 20 donors to her art institute.

“We had lots of fun,” Abramović said. “There was no human blood, or baby serving, or sex orgies.”

However, as reported by Slay, the practice of “spirit cooking” refers to a ritualistic practice used in the Thelema religion, which was founded by notorious occultist Aleister Crowley.

Slay offered other supporting evidence, including a picture in Podesta’s office at Clinton’s campaign headquarters that appeared to show two men cutting up and eating another man.

Moreover, it noted that both Bill and Hillary Clinton had made past references to having interest in black magic and occultist practices.

Hillary Clinton is even suspected of being part of a “witch’s church” according to a 2015 InfoWars exposé.

Bill Clinton, of course, has long been linked to allegations of pedophilia, particularly in connection with his former friend and political benefactor Jeffrey Epstein, who died under mysterious circumstances in a New York prison while awaiting charges in 2018.

Clinton is known to have made several trips to Epstein’s private island and to have flown on his private plane, colloquially dubbed the “Lolita Express.”


The Pizzagate scandal, although dismissed and discredited following the 2016 incident at Cosmic Ping Pong seemed to tie together all of the dark and seedy elements surrounding the power couple and their surrogates in one unified theory.

One of the particularly remarkable examinations by internet sleuths on sites like 4chan was decoding the Podesta emails, which they claimed used several references to Italian food as stand-ins for child pornography and sex-abuse.

Among the suspected code words were:

  • cheese pizza = child porn
  • hotdog = boy
  • pizza = girl
  • cheese = little girl
  • pasta = little boy
  • ice cream = male prostitute
  • walnut = person of color
  • map = semen
  • sauce = orgy

In one of the Podesta emails, for example, Susan Sandler, a major Democrat donor whose family foundation is behind the recent efforts to discredit Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, wrote to Podesta:

“The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yorus [sic]? “

Podesta wrote back regarding the semen-stained cloth, “It’s mine, but not worth worrying about.”

Susan’s father, Herb Sandler, also swapped pizza-related emails with Podesta.

Referencing “Dominos” as possible coded language for an unspecified sex act, he asked in December 2015, “Do you think I’d do better playing dominos on cheese or pasta?

It is difficult to decipher what possible meaning he could have intended without understanding the code-speak since he uses “dominos” in the sense of the game and not the pizza-delivery company.

In another email, Jim Steyer, the brother of Democrat mega-donor and former presidential candidate Tom Steyer, wrote:

“Hey John,
We know you’re a true master of cuisine and we have appreciated that for years …
But walnut sauce for the pasta? Mary, plz tell us the straight story, was the sauce actually very tasty?”

Steyer is the founder of Common Sense Media, an organization that claims to provide “education and advocacy to families to promote safe technology and media for children.”

That he might have been partaking in his spare time in an orgy with Podesta involving little boys of color would explain why so much of today’s technology and media seems more groomer-friendly than kid-friendly.


Whatever sort of child-sex trafficking operation the Clintons and their cronies may be cooking up in Ukraine, it is certain to be a lucrative venture given the massive amounts of unaccounted for U.S. funding being funneled into the region by the Biden administration.

Even prior to the Zelenskyys’ trip to America last week for the United Nations General Assembly and several other fundraising events, the U.S. is estimated to have given more than $88 billion to Ukraine in 2023 alone. That price tag is now likely to exceed well over $100 billion for the second year running.

The cash flow alone may entice the Clintons, who took corrupt foreign entanglements and emoluments to new levels while in office—first with Bill Clinton’s involvement with Chinese donors during his 1996 re-election campaign, and later with Hillary Clinton’s use of the Clinton Foundation as a de-facto slush fund for her campaign, after having leveraged her influence as the Obama administration’s secretary of State.

Despite having previously sold yellow-cake uranium to Russia for the possible development of its nuclear arsenal, the Clintons now appear all-in on supporting its regional adversary. The couple even bestowed upon Ukrainian first lady Olena Zelenska the prestigious Clinton Global Citizen Award at a ceremony last week.

It is unclear whether a pizza reception followed afterward.

Notwithstanding, however, the sudden interest in investing in Ukraine’s “rebuilding” effort—which includes a plan to have a major Obama donor, Penny Pritzker, coordinate the economic redevelopment alongside wealthy investors like BlackRock and JPMorgan—at least one serious journalists doubts there will be any formal end to the war in the foreseeable future—nor any victory to celebrate, ever.

According to Seymour Hersh—the revered investigative reporter whose bombshell dispatches have spanned at least 55 years, starting with the 1968 Vietnam My Lai massacre, for which he won a Pulitzer Prize—a senior U.S. intelligence source told him recently that the CIA and Britain’s MI6 have been gaslighting the public concerning the ongoing war effort.

“The war is over. Russia has won,” the source reportedly told Hersh. “There is no Ukrainian offensive anymore, but the White House and the American media have to keep the lie going.”

Hersh alleged that the Ukrainian army was now refusing to fight, but that Zelenskyy insisted on continuing the war without any discussion of a ceasefire, likely because it has been a vehicle for him to retain his iron-clad grip on power without conducting democratic elections, and to continue receiving unlimited funds for his and his oligarch friends’ personal enrichment.

Zelenskyy is largely believed to be blackmailing President Joe Biden with threats that he will expose the Biden family’s role in ending a corruption investigation into Burisma, and possibly other U.S. state secrets surrounding a 2014 color revolution and the presence of bioweapons facilities in the region.

Ben Sellers is the editor of Headline USA. Follow him at